Ridiculous Horror Moves Part 1.
Stupid Horror – I normally would not waste server space and energy on a post like this but I figured I have to be balanced.
Monsturd (2003) – This movie is about a low life criminal who actually turns into a killer piece of shit, yes, literally a piece of shit. He comes up out of the toilet to kill his victims then escapes back into the sewer where he lives. At some point, he gets attacked by a laxative and is eventually devoured by 1000 house flies.
The Stuff (1985) – A detective looks into a tasty, mysterious goo that comes from the earth but marketed as a new dessert sensation. Consumption of the treat leads to an infestation of zombie-like beings who only want to consume more and more.
Ice Cream Man (1995) – Young children inform the authorities about a weird gentleman who is an ice cream vendor. After further review, it is discovered that he blends human body parts into his frozen treats.
Death Bed (1977) – An ordinary bed, once conjured up for a demon to make love to a woman, comes to life when the demon’s blood comes in contact with it. As long as the demon is resting the beds evil is contained, but once every 10 years when the demon wakes, the bed is given the power to physically eat people.
The Lift (1983) – Strange and unusual events on a lift, cause suspicion from an inquisitive reporter and lift technician following a decapitation and a near death suffocation. An investigation leads to a suspected microchip experiment with a smart elevator.